Fitness Training Woes

TRAINER: You need to eat more red meat.

ME: Red meat? They make that?

TRAINER: Start having three eggs for breakfast, and eventually add 100g of roast beef to that.

ME: Uggh.

TRAINER: If you find it difficult to get protein at lunch, you can have a protein shake.

ME: Oh! I can do that. I have some hemp protein at home.

TRAINER: No, beef protein.

ME: …why is that a thing.

 

 

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