Nature’s finest offerings

ME: Oh look, a spider friend. You’re tickling my leg. Get on my finger, little buddy.

SPIDER: *crawls*

ME: Most bugs are okay, but I really like spiders. They’re neat.

SPIDER: *crawls*

ME: Hey Chad, look, this spider looks like a tiny crab!

HUSBAND: …that’s a wood tick.

ME: Really?

HUSBAND: …yes.

ME: AAAAAAH *flick* *gets the hell out of there*

HUSBAND: *spends the rest of the night giggling about tiny crab spiders*

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