ME: Oh look, a spider friend. You’re tickling my leg. Get on my finger, little buddy.
ME: Most bugs are okay, but I really like spiders. They’re neat.
ME: Hey Chad, look, this spider looks like a tiny crab!
HUSBAND: …that’s a wood tick.
ME: AAAAAAH *flick* *gets the hell out of there*
HUSBAND: *spends the rest of the night giggling about tiny crab spiders*