How to Make Morning Tea*

*but seriously, don’t try my method at home

  1. Fill kettle, leave to boil while hitting the shower
  2. Return from shower, realize the kettle was never turned on, turn it on
  3. Add tea bag to travel mug; recycle the wrapper
  4. Retrieve wrapper from the dog’s mouth
  5. Pour boiled water all over pants
  6. Curse
  7. Pour boiled water into the travel mug
  8. Add cream
  9. Make it halfway to the bus stop and realize the stupid tea is on the counter at home
  10. Cry

3 thoughts on “How to Make Morning Tea*

  1. Timothy Gwyn June 14, 2016 / 4:56 am

    I’m guessing this works best on Mondays.

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