FRIEND #1, M: Is anyone hungry?
ME: I am!
HUSBAND: You’re always hungry.
ME: What’s your point?
FRIEND #2, C: What should we have?
M: Should we order, or go out?
HUSBAND: Holly, what do you want?
ME: Aw man, don’t make me pick. I hate making important decisions.
M: We could just order.
ME: Or we could go out.
M: Okay. Where?
HUSBAND: You know what’s around here.
M: No I don’t.
HUSBAND: It’s the same as always.
ME: What do you want, C?
C: Doesn’t matter.
ME: That’s because you’re never hungry.
HUSBAND: Just pick something!