HUSBAND: I call red!
FRIEND #1, M: I want blue!
FRIEND #2, C: I don’t want green though.
ME: Let’s draft. *draws red*
C: *draws green* I’ll trade you, Holly.
HUSBAND: *draws blue* I’ll trade you, C.
M: Hey! How’d I get stuck with orange?
ME: Why do I suddenly have green?
This is why it takes at least an hour to set up a game.