- Someone, probably a superior, will enter your office immediately after you* fart.
- Resting your face on your hand will lead to a nap 100% of the time.
- If you have an afternoon meeting, you will spill food on your shirt and/or pants.
- And your fly will be undone.
- And your shirt will be buttoned wrong.
- There is a 99% chance you will spill your drink on your desk at least once a week.
- All of these small embarrassments are totally worth it, because you don’t have to work retail anymore.
*”You” in #1-7 probably** means “I” or “me”
**”Probably” means “definitely”