the truths of working in an office

  1. Someone, probably a superior, will enter your office immediately after you* fart.
  2. Resting your face on your hand will lead to a nap 100% of the time.
  3. If you have an afternoon meeting, you will spill food on your shirt and/or pants.
  4. And your fly will be undone.
  5. And your shirt will be buttoned wrong.
  6. There is a 99% chance you will spill your drink on your desk at least once a week.
  7. All of these small embarrassments are totally worth it, because you don’t have to work retail anymore.

*”You” in #1-7 probably** means “I” or “me”
**”Probably” means “definitely”

 

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