THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE
An act in 3 parts
ME: I accidentally bought a McCain cake.
HUSBAND: Oh, Holly. *shakes head*
HUSBAND: I ate some of your cake.
HUSBAND: I hate having junk food in the house.
ME: That was my cake.
HUSBAND: Is it cake time?
ME: It was. But I ate the rest.
HUSBAND: All of it??!!
ME: You said you didn’t want junk food in the house.